Megan Fox's tattoos to prove it is not yet available

David Silver went from like totally geek to like, totally sheik. Brian Austin Green is still clutching onto the relationship he has with serious hottie, Megan Fox arguing that the couple have not split because they have matching tattoos. Solid logic, Brian.

"We're solid. We've lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other's names," Green told TV Guide.

Green and Fox - who met in 2004 and got engaged in 2006 - are "rescuing pets from pet stores. We have a potbellied pig, we have dogs, two cats, two birds a squirrel."

So there you have it, fellas. Megan Fox , who recently revealed she'd rather have sex all the time than leave the house, is still off the market. You can cry yourselves to sleep.